Howdy Everyone! Mom has a lot going on right now, so I thought I’d step up and fill you in on how things are going at the barn in recent days. You might as well hear things directly from the horse’s mouth rather than Mom’s sanitized version with her slanted point of view.
I have to say that I am liking the weather of late. All this cold wind and cold temperatures and rain and ice mean that I don’t have to do much except be a horse and play with my brother. Mom is a weather wimp. She says that I am one too, but I would like it to be known that I was out in the sleet this morning while she hid in the house. Oh, yeah, wait, she made it out to the barn long enough to pat my head and give me two Stud Muffins. Only two?!! Doesn’t she know that two is really nothing more than an amuse-bouche? Not amused, but I did forgive her because when I did return to the barn, she had put an Uncle Jimmy’s Licky Snack in the holder. Clever woman remembered to put the top on the holder this time. Darn her! It takes a lot more work to eat it with the lid. I can finish it off in about two nights without the lid…
As you can see, I managed to get a new blanket for the winter. I told her in the spring that she should go ahead and order me a new one, but, Noooooo, silly woman waited until the cold weather had already arrived this winter. She actually tried to convince me and herself that I could get by with the 84 inch size. I quickly pointed out that it wasn’t going to work and the blanket would look more like a scarf all scrunched up above my shoulders. I hear they went to a happy home so I won’t have to suffer the embarrassment of wearing too small clothing.
I’ve been working hard under saddle to learn what I need to know to be a dressage horse. There are all sorts of new words and movements they are making me do. I even tried a walk pirouette last week. Mom and Ms. C are also teaching me how to move sideways and forward at the same time. Phew, it is hard to move that way. They have had me do it at the walk and trot and even a little in canter. I am very tired after those lessons. Ms. C told me that I’m starting to look like a horse. What? What did I look like before? A big dog? Maybe it has something to do with my old blankets no longer fitting.
This growing stuff is awesome. I keep growing and working hard; Ms. C keeps handing me treats while Mom keeps buying me new stuff. Score! So far I have amassed a new bridle, a couple of new bits, a turnout sheet, a medium weight blanket, new saddle pads, and some new polo wraps this year. Best part is that Christmas is just a few weeks away! I’m hoping for a new saddle (Humph, I have to use my brother’s stinky old saddle!) and a new boot to hang in my stall. I like to play with the boot at night and it is the penthouse suite for the local mouse population. It is close by my feed bowl, so it is convenient to dining. Had to interview some new tenants recently though, since the old one went on a date with the barn cat and never came home.
I’m still very happy in Virginia with my family. I am very thankful that I have the family that I do and have a nice barn to call my home. Mom takes very good care of me even if she is stingy with treats sometimes. I get to go to a bunch of new places during the warmer months where I’ve overheard people tell Dad how happy they are that Mom has a horse like me to ride. That makes me try really hard to be good, but I still get scared sometimes at the new places. I hope that doesn’t make me get in trouble. I asked my older brother about that to see if he had any insight. He told me not to worry; he says that Mom will be our Mom forever. I think knowing that is the best Christmas gift of all.