Hi Everyone! Mom has not been inspired to write much these past few weeks, nor has she been inspired to ride, so I am taking over the blog to fill you in and to find someone who will come ride me or drive me to Florida where they don’t have this cold, white stuff all over the ground.
I think it is the white stuff that keeps Mom from riding. I’m not sure what the big deal is. Rumor has it that some people actually do ride their horses with this stuff on the ground. Mom fusses about me injuring myself, but I’ve been out in it for a few weeks now and I’m still moving. Truth be told, I think Mom is a snow-weenie, but don’t tell her that. Now Mom does still come visit us most days and hand out snacks, but that is about it. She did hack away at the ice balls in my hooves the other day. She is a wuss – took her over 20 minutes of poking and prodding with the hoof pick to get the job done AND she ruined the hoof pick in the process. Silly woman, if you had demonstrated some patience, they warm up and fall out on their own…
My brother likes to make snow angels and suggested that I give it a try to alleviate my boredom. You fluff up the snow with your hoof and then flop down and wiggle around as much as you can. Cigar flops from side to side so his snow angels have a pretty big wingspan. I didn’t flop over like Cigar, but I did my best to make some wings. The hard part is getting up out of the snow when you are done. My front hooves kept slipping out from under me (those darn shoes that Mom insists that I wear), so I had to take a break and sit like a dog. I then gave one big push and was released from the snowy angel I’d made. One angel was enough for me; I now just watch my brother make his angels. I do try to steal his water bucket while he is down and he can’t bite me.
One really delicious treat that we get when the weather is cold is a warm bran mash. It is a delightful snack we get late in the afternoon. Mom happened to be around one afternoon and doled out our portions. She then insisted upon taking my photo. Seriously, she is not right in the head.
As you can see in the photo, I was not pleased at the photo-op, but since she was out of neck range, I could not reach out and make her drop the phone. I’m plotting my revenge.
Mom is very worried about show season and how this break will affect our Second Level debut. I try to reassure her that it will all be okay. So what if we don’t do Second Level until May or June?! If she could just get her act together and learn to sit my trot, we might still be able to do it in April. She still pounds on my back like a jack hammer when I really get my trot on. Perhaps she needs to eat a cheeseburger or two and get some padding on that bony ass of hers. Maybe then it wouldn’t be so hard.
I never did grow a really thick winter coat, so I should be okay when I get to Florida. Just remember I need a roomy trailer and plenty of hay. We can send word to Mom once we are on the road.
So funny 😀